This is an ensemble piece which means there are no “leads” all parts have equal importance. This show is about dating and relationships and so I will be casting an equal number of women and men. Everyone will sing and most will play more than one character. All parts are played by adults including the “kids”
STAN: A business man, too involved in business to take time dating
PAT: A business woman the female version of STAN
JASON: A gawky young man longing to be a STUD
JULIE: A gawky young woman longing to be a BABE
BOB 1: overly verbose and boring business man into monster trucks
VERONICA: looking for Mr. RIGHT in a sea of BOBS
BOB 2: See BOB 1 he is into golf.
BETTY: VERONICA’S BFF also looking.
JAMES: A man who unwittingly reveals a soft side.
JANE: A woman who loves “chic flics” and the men who cry at them.
DIANE: Athletic and smart. She takes the lead
CHUCK: A slow and unsure of the ways of modern dating.
DAD: A Father longing for his son to get married and move out.
MOM: A Mother longing for her son to get married and have kids.
MITCH: The epitome of a “boomerang” child, happy to live off Mom & Dad
KAREN: The epitome of a young career girl with no time for marriage.
Man: Thinks he is a STUD, but turns out he’s a DUD
SPOKESPERSON: Typical TV infomercial spokesman.
JANE: A woman shocked and disgusted by the ways of the electronic world.
PETER: A man who obviously thinks his name says it all.
MARY: Jane’s BFF
WILLY: A man who accidently sends a pic of his namesake to his Mother.
MRS. WHITEWOOD: Moderator of the “interfaith program for singles over 30"
TRENTELL: Serving a Life Sentence in High Desert State Prison Susanville
BRAD: Well over 30 desperately seeking the one
SUSAN: A female Brad
BRIDE: Typically nervous
GROOM: Shaky as well
CLERGYMAN: Happy to officiate
CLERGYWOMAN: ditto above
BRIDESMAID: Sings Country western. Happy not to be married.
FRANK 1 Gay parent caught up in baby time.
FRANK 2 Gay parent Frank 1’s partner slightly less hooked on baby but hooked.